Tom Segura
Birthday: Born in 1979-04-16 in Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
Deathday: Alive
Tom Segura (born April 16, 1979) is an American comedian from Cincinnati, Ohio. He currently lives in Los Angeles, California. Segura was born April 16, 1979 and originally lived in Dayton, Ohio. He also lived in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Vero Beach, Florida. He has been performing as a comedian since shortly after he graduated from Lenoir-Rhyne University. Segura has performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival, the Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver, Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, the South Beach Comedy Festival. Tom was also a San Francisco regional finalist on Last Comic Standing 2. Segura is a member of the Deathsquad Network of standup comedians. When he was 18, Segura overdosed on GHB and fell into a short coma. He has two sisters. Segura is married to comedian Christina Pazsitzky. In 2015, they had their first child together. Tom also speaks Spanish fluently.
TV Credits
Gary Unmarried
Character:
A recently divorced couple shares custody of their two children while starting new relationships....
The Comedy Store
Character: Self
This documentary series brings to life the legends, heartbreak and history created at iconic L.A. club The Comedy Store, which over the past 47 years has launched the careers of a breathtaking array of stars....
Happy Endings
Character: Paparazzi
A fresh and funny take on modern friendship and what one urban family will do to stay friends after the perfect couple who brought them all together break up on their wedding day. The failed wedding forces them all to question their life choices. Then there are Alex and Dave themselves, who strike a truce and must learn to live with the changes their breakup has brought....
Mash Up
Character:
Mash Up is a 2012 television series on Comedy Central hosted by T. J. Miller that features stand up comedians and visualizations. Series was spawned from a 2011 special of the same name. Steve Heisler at the The A.V. Club reviewed the show and gave it a grade of A-....
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Character: Self
Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology, and more. Featuring bandleader Jon Batiste with his band Stay Human, the Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert, Chris Licht, Tom Purcell, and Jon Stewart are executive produce...
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Character: Self
Jimmy Kimmel Live! is an American late-night talk show, created and hosted by Jimmy Kimmel and broadcast on ABC....
Bad Thoughts
Character: Various Characters
A collection of hilariously disturbing stories that push the boundaries of decency in ways only Tom Segura could imagine....
John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A.
Character: Self
In six live installments, John Mulaney explores Los Angeles during a week when pretty much every funny person is in town....
Comedy Central Presents
Character: Himself
These half-hour specials showcased some of the best up-and-coming comedians of the moment. The show was a pivotal stepping stone for many of today's stand-up stars....
Hot Ones
Character: Self
The show with hot questions and even hotter wings invites a famous guest over to eat and then interviews them while they're struggling through the heat....
The Cabin with Bert Kreischer
Character: Self
Fast-living comic Bert Kreischer heads to a cabin for some self-care and invites his funny friends to join his quest to cleanse his mind, body and soul....
Conan
Character: Self
A late night television talk show hosted by Conan O'Brien....
Movie Credits
The Roast of Bert Kreischer
Character: Self
Whitney Cummings roasts legendary comedian Bert "The Machine" Kreischer with the help of Jim Norton, Big Jay Oakerson, Tony Hinchcliffe, Rachel Feinstein, Donnell Rawlings, Trevor Wallace, and some surprise celebrity guests....
Tom Segura: Sledgehammer
Character: Self
From his dad's unusual deathbed confession to watching his mom get high, Tom Segura tells blisteringly candid stories about marriage, mortality and more....
I Came Everywhere
Character: Self
Get an exclusive look into Tom Segura's life on the road as he spent 2 years touring aggressively across the world. This documentary shows a behind-the-scenes look at Tom’s “I’m Coming Everywhere World Tour" and the 303 shows that led up to the taping of his Netflix standup comedy special, “Sledgehammer.” A Documentary by Paul Brasil....
Tom Segura: Completely Normal
Character: Himself
An original stand-up comedy special written and performed by comedian Tom Segura....
69 Minutes with Tom Segura
Character: Self
69 Minutes is the world's preeminent investigative news program hosted by comedian Tom Segura. Are you looking for coverage of the mid-east conflict? The 2024 election? Stock market analysis? Well, you won't find any of that here!...
Tom Segura: Mostly Stories
Character: Himself
The bearded, bawdy, and comically bitter Tom Segura gets real about body piercings, the "Area 51" of men's bodies, and the lie he told Mike Tyson....
The Roast of Tom Brady
Character: Self
Offensive lines. Full-contact comedy. Kevin Hart hosts this all-star roast of NFL legend Tom Brady....
2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve
Character: Himself
Tom and Bert are back with another 2 Bears live! This is a party that will last as long as the two of them are able to stay conscious. All the booze all the edibles and get this, the boys have been working on making an adult film to show you. Plus if you haven’t heard, They played basketball and Tom ended up in the hospital with multiple severe injuries. Luckily for all of us we have multiple camera angles of the devastation. All that and more. Ring in the new year with your two favorite bears!...
Tom Segura: Disgraceful
Character: Himself
Tom Segura gives voice to the sordid thoughts you'd never say out loud, with blunt musings on porn, parking lot power struggles, parenthood and more....
Instant Family
Character: Russ
When Pete and Ellie decide to start a family, they stumble into the world of foster care adoption. They hope to take in one small child but when they meet three siblings, including a rebellious 15 year old girl, they find themselves speeding from zero to three kids overnight....
I Need You to Kill
Character: Comedian / Interviewee
'I Need You to Kill,' follows three American comics - Chad Daniels, Pete Lee, and Tom Segura on a six show tour through three of the world's newest stand-up comedy scenes: Hong Kong, Singapore, and Macau. The film explores the anxieties and surprises of taking your act halfway around the world as well as giving a ground-floor glimpse into Asia's newest growth industry - stand-up comedy....
Countdown
Character: Derek
A young nurse downloads an app that tells her she only has three days to live. With time ticking away and a mysterious figure haunting her, she must find a way to save her life before time runs out....
The Opening Act
Character: Cop
The film follows Will Chu whose true life passion is to become a stand-up comedian. He is given the opportunity to emcee a comedy show, opening for his hero, Billy G. Chu has to decide if he wants to continue the life he has set up or to pursue his dream, the life of a comedian....
Tom Segura: Ball Hog
Character: Himself
Tom Segura scores laughs with uncomfortably candid stories about mothers, fathers, following your dreams — and other things you'd rather not think about....
Best of Stand-up 2020
Character: Self
Unnecessary milk substitutes. Bad passwords. Burlap underpants. 2020 may have sucked, but thankfully the jokes didn't....
Flinch
Character: Ed
A young Hitman--who lives with his mother--develops feelings for the witness of a murder he committed....
This Is the Tom Green Documentary
Character: Self (archive footage)
From outrageous stunts to a life-changing cancer battle and his decision to trade Hollywood for an Ottawa farm, this is Tom Green like never before. Follow the comedy legend through his most personal moments as he navigates fame, faces illness, and embraces a quieter, more grounded life....
Kill Tony: Kill or Be Killed
Character: Self - Guest
A bucket, a mic and one minute to win over Tony Hinchcliffe and a panel of famous guests. This is stand-up at its most unforgiving — and unpredictable....