Theo Maassen
Birthday: Born in 1966-12-08 in Oegstgeest, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
Deathday: Alive
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Theo Maassen is a Dutch comedian and actor who grew up in the village of Zijtaart (municipality of Veghel) in the Dutch province of North Brabant. He currently lives in Eindhoven. In addition to his shows, he has also made a number of appearances in films.
TV Credits
Waltz
Character: Bruno Waltz
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24 uur met...
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't Schaep met de 5 Pooten
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CAST
Character: Theo Maassen
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Van God Los
Character: Patrick
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Yentl en de Boer de Serie
Character: Kassaman
Critically acclaimed comedy duo Yentl en de Boer takes their absurd fantasy world from the stage to the screen. Does living in a house made entirely out of candy immediately render you untrustworthy? Will we even notice when our last day on earth has started? And isn’t it about time babies start pulling their weight when it comes to household chores? Yentl en de Boer de Serie is a four episode comedyseries combining the best material from their theatre shows with brand new sketches and origina...
Boerderij van Dorst
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Woensel West
Character: Nout
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Matthijs gaat door
Character: Self
Matthijs looks back in surprise. With humor, music and other surprises....
Panduloria
Character: Joop
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24 uur met...
Character: Himself - Host
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Flikken Maastricht
Character: farmer Mr. Meindertsma
Former Amsterdam police detective Floris Wolfs has been transferred to the police department of the south-Dutch country town Maastricht. His metropolitan experience nicely complements the local expertise of his new country colleagues, who know the folks. Slowly he fits in, while solving countless crimes together with his female partner Eva van Dongen....
Scheire en de Schepping
Character: Self
Lieven Scheire wanders like a forensic blood hound on planet science and all her secondary planets. Faithfully assisted by Googleman and his one-man house orchestra Stijn Cole....
De Pudding Club
Character: Tranny
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Dunya & Desie
Character: Jeff Schouten
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De Avondshow met Arjen Lubach
Character: Self
Arjen Lubach dives through the issues of the day past inspiring guests to the bottom of the news. Everyone always wants to go from the issues of the day to deepening. Arjen is really looking forward to the issues of the day....
Der Theo
Character: Self
Theo Maassen grew up in Germany and was the only boy in his class in '74 not to become World Champion. With the European Championship approaching and football as a starting point, Theo gives an adventurous tour to get to know the real Germany. Are the Germans smarter, faster, stronger and better than us?...
Niets Te Melden
Character: Bakker
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Movie Credits
Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon
Character: Himself
Registration of the sixt theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen....
Theo Maassen: Tegen beter weten in
Character: Himself
Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse ...
Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit
Character: Himself
Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse ...
Amazones
Character: Achilles
Four women are sick of being poor. They decide to rob a bank. They are surprised how easily they get away with it and start to commit more robberies. When the net finally closes around them they decide to make one last big hit....
Nothing to Lose
Character: Johan
A man convicted of killing his own father and sister escapes from a long-stay criminal hospital to track down his estranged mother, whom he believes can prove his innocence....
Black Book
Character: Prison Guard with Baret
In the Nazi-occupied Netherlands during World War II, a Jewish singer infiltrates the regional Gestapo headquarters for the Dutch resistance....
Miss Minoes
Character: Tibbe
A cat who turns into a young woman helps a journalist protect their town from a factory boss with an evil plan....
Theo Maassen: Functioneel Naakt
Character: Himself
Registration of the fourth theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen....
New Kids Turbo
Character: Man 1 in cafe
Five friends from 'Maaskantje' are getting fired because of the economic crisis. They decide that they won't pay for anything anymore....
Young Kees
Character: Vader Bakels
Little boy Kees is based on the famous classical masterpiece by Theo Thijssen and deals with a twelve year old Amsterdam schoolboy who grows up at the end of the 19th century in the Jordaan (part of Amsterdam. Kees Bakels is a dreamer who seeks refuge from reality with wild imagination where he dares more than in real life. Through his fathers illness and his young love for Rosa Overbeek he develops himself as someone who acts and assumes responsibility....
Theo Maassen: Bepaalde Dingen
Character: Himself
Registration of the first theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen....
Theo Maassen: Neuk het Systeem
Character: Himself
Registration of the second theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen....
The Magicians
Character: Koos Stikker
Little Ben, a great admirer of an illusionist, dreams of making magic, and convinces her father to have his own show. The downside is that the parent is quite clumsy and accidentally makes Ben"s partner dissapear. And the police does not much believe in the magic ......
Manslaughter
Character: Max
Doodslag (Dutch for "Manslaughter") is the story of Max, a paramedic who is repeatedly hindered in performing his duties by loutish behaviour. As his ambulance hurries towards a complicated childbirth, some youths prevent Max from reaching the distressed woman in labour. Spurred on by the emergency and the incendiary words of a TV pundit, he reaches a boiling point and forcefully hits one of the men obstructing his ambulance. Max's strike has far-reaching, unintended consequences....
Theo Maassen: Met alle respect
Character: Himself
Theo Maassen is extraordiarily hard on Holland, but seems to see the fun of it. Met alle respect is his seventh solo programme. Just like in his other shows, Theo Massen combines his satirical view on our society with his daily life....
The Domino Effect
Character: Kai
If global economy came to a sudden stop what would be the effect on families worldwide? People in different countries or continents might not seem to be interrelated but there is more than meets the eye and we might be more connected than we sometimes like to think....
Theo Maassen: Onbekend Terrein
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Registration of the eleventh theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen....
Bros Before Hos
Character: Bart
Because of a bad marriage of their parents, two brothers Jules and Max made a pact never to get into a relationship with a woman. Therefore, they live a party-life in which they sleep with a different girl every day. However this changes when Jules starts to date Anna and Max falls in love with her. Can their bromance overcome this love triangle....
Theo Maassen: Einde Oefening
Character: Himself
Theo Maassen puts his teeth in his first-ever New Year's conference. Twelve months, 52 weeks, 365 days, reduced to 70 nerve-wracking minutes. Maassen asked young super talent Tim Fransen for help writing this conference, his favorite band Stuurbaard Bakkebaard will accompany him....
AmnesiA
Character: Wouter
Alex, a 28 year-old photographer, is no longer able to photograph people, for some mysterious reason. Every time he focuses his camera on someone, the same woman appears in his viewfinder - an image he cannot bear. When his brother Aram, whom he has not seen or spoke to for years, unexpectedly phones him and asks him to come to their parental home because their mother is severely ill and may not have long to live, he panics. The thought of a confrontation with the area where he grew up and the r...
The Club of Ugly Children
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Under president Isimo, the Netherlands must be made clean and fresh. All ugly children are deported, but some escape and launch an uprising. Adapted from Koos Meinderts’ children’s book....
80 VARA Toppers!
Character: Self
VARA exists 80 years! We celebrate this with the DVD you have in your hands. About 5 hours top entertainment from VARA's entertainment cabinet. Fragments that will take you from 1958 to now. You still remember Dorus with his mouse trap? Or the "Kopspijkers" cabaret with the song "One Day Fly", Theo Maassen with his farewell speech of Henk van den Tillaart or Harry Vermegen and Henk Spaan with Popie Jopie? That's all on this DVD, and more!...
Interview
Character: Theo
A middle-aged journalist interviews the real-life Dutch star Katja Schuurman, in her own loft. Pierre, the journalist is annoyed at being given such a fluffy assignment, as he is normally a political correspondent. Initially he has no questions for Katja, but soon they are coaxing their darkest secrets out of each other....
Everything for a Laugh
Character: Himself
The rise to stardom of former comedian Rob van Liempt, which came to a grinding halt during the '90s....
Dunya & Desie
Character: Jeff Schouten
Dunya and Desie are two 18 year old best friends from Amsterdam North. Dunya is Moroccan and Desie is Dutch. On Dunya's Birthday she is told that her marriage has been arranged with a distant cousin in Morocco. Dunya and her family will travel to Morocco to meet him. After Desie discovers that she is pregnant she joins Dunya in Morocco in a search for Desies father....
Theo Maassen: Vankwaadtoterger
Character: Himself
Theo Maassen is back. In all its anger, indignation, amazement about so much stupidity and lack of empathy in society, and advocates understanding and reconciliation....
Façades
Character: Claus
When her mother abandons her dementing father, Alex unexpectedly finds herself at a crossroads. As she moves back in the parental house to look after her father, she starts questioning her own life. Does she want to stay with her adulterous husband? She tolerated his affairs for years, but is she really happy with him? Or should she, like her parents, drop the facade?...
Shit Happens
Character: Jonathan
When they are confronted with the disease of the pater familias, all the members of the Liefhebber family have to face their fears, faults and their troubled interrelationships....
Night Run
Character: Taxi Passenger
Dennis is a taxi driver trying to start out his own company. One day, he gets the opportunity to buy a scarce and expensive but lucrative license....
Theo Maassen: Situatie Gewijzigd
Character: Himself
Registration of the tenth theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen. Maassen investigates differences between men and women, white and black....
Grandpa Cor
Character: Theo
When Grandpa Cor has to take care of his grandson Coentje, he gets tempted to participate in a card tournament and loses track of Coentje. His daughter Carola is furious and forbids her father from having any further contact with his grandson...